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ladynecro:

my friend has black hair and the initials PM while her boyfriend has blonde hair and the initials AM and she told me that they joke that theyre ‘as different as night and day’ and i fell on the floor that shit was so adorable

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April 22nd  -  46,835 notes  -  O

asian:

I really like you but you’re an ocean and I’m just a wave

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April 22nd  -  32 notes  -  O

I still have a hard time telling myself that no one will judge you when you pull out your meter to test your blood sugar

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bongfucker:

bongfucker:

holy shit did you see that baby get owned in the face just now

but for real the cat jumped on the baby’s smiling idiot face, used it as a skateboard and did the sickest 180 you’ve ever seen. and the baby goes down still smiling like it didn’t just get owned as fuck

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citizenpayney:

sharkchunks:

givemeinternet:

Bluest Fish I’ve Ever Seen

It seems aware of its blueness and unable to process it.

"How did someone see me?"

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stop:

Bruh got the holy ghost over a slice of pizza…….

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kylehilde:

when your teacher talks for an extra 30 seconds after class is supposed to end

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justinjieber:

I want a boyfriend who will call me cute nicknames and cuddle with me and leave little kisses all over my face and make me food and watch cute movies with me and fuck me so hard I dont walk for 84 days

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