listening to a cool new song like
So hopefully someone will makeout with me
I made a poor choice in underwear this morning but it’s beautiful out and I’m getting drunk in the woods later so hollaaaa
don’t check up on people who have decided you are not in their picture anymore. you don’t need to know how they’re doing. save yourself the trouble, seriously.
"sit up straight" how dare you i’ll sit as gay as i please
AND THEN WHEN THEY WEIGHT IT I’M LIKE:
imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers
so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off
out of all my 3:00 AM ramblings you guys decide to make this one popular
Let’s make this situation even better. Both of you are wearing TAP SHOES, and all of the floors are hardwood.
im such a sucker for guys with good hair like if u have nice flow u have me