animalstalkinginallcaps:

BYE, MOM. BYE, DAD. PLEASE STOP STRUGGLING. IT’S JUST A COUPLE YEARS IN A LABOR CAMP. I KNOW YOU WERE LOOKING FORWARD TO RETIREMENT BUT YOU CO-SIGNED FOR COLLEGE, REMEMBER? IT WAS EITHER SELL YOU INTO INDENTURED SERVITUDE OR GET SOME CORPORATE CUBICLE JOB TO PAY BACK MY STUDENT LOANS.

NO OFFENSE, BUT I DIDN’T GO TO ART SCHOOL TO WORK IN AN OFFICE, OKAY? I NEED TO BE IN A NURTURING CREATIVE ENVIRONMENT. 



  • Snape: be careful
  • Snape: people might think you're
  • Snape: 
  • Snape: 
  • Snape: 
  • Harry: 
  • Hermione: 
  • Ron: 
  • Snape: 
  • Universe: 
  • God: 
  • Snape: 
  • Snape: up
  • Snape: to something




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k1mkardashian:

I CAN’ TBREATH



Am I the only one who closes the silverware drawer with an epic pelvic thrust?

sodamnrelatable:

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