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postllimit:

why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”

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beaubete:

chucksauce:

awkwardmermaidhair:

thatshybutrudegirl:

Uhhhh

took me a while

then

…….

*whispers* I still don’t get it…?

Oh my sweet christ.

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hotidiot:

spectacularuniverse:

Sphaerodactylus nicholsi, one of the smallest geckos in the planet. (x)

This is amazing. Look how small it is. It has a heart and a stomach and a brain. And it’s this small

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jamsfranca:

LISZTOMANIA

BERE ASHLAHEA S CHKEELE GOOO

LAJALR IRAA RLAJAKLJ RAA OOOOOOH

NOT EASILY OFFENDED

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notabadday:

googlearths:

if my husband doesnt tear up when im walking down the aisle im turning the fuck around 

my husband definitely will because he’s gonna have to put up with me for the rest of his life and that’s enough to make anybody cry

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roavaswardrobe:

assvvipe:

summer lovin
had me a blast
summer lovin
dick in my ass

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iouspn:

im sorry but if you dont like manatees you really need to fucking sort yourself out because look at them

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they only exist to make you happy

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look at that face

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they’re literally just the birth child of a pebble a cow and a hippo look at them

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this guy is so high on life rn

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they’re so squishy omg

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he just wants a hug

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like how can you not idek they’re just so floaty and happy and care free

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I hope missing me isn’t
something you get over.
Maybe that’s selfish, but
I’m just afraid you’ll realize
how small I am compared
to the whole world. I hope
you have all the adventure
you need, but that you’re
still excited to come back
to me at the end of it.

anne, long distance (via anneisrestless)
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