i want to sleep for 2 years and wake up with a degree, an apartment and money in the bank.
wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?
that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried
FLUFFY MILK HORSE
fluffy milk horse
do you ever look at yourself and think ‘maybe I’m not that bad looking’ and then 21 seconds later you look again and you’re like ‘oh yeah lmao’
calling me “thirsty” isn’t even an insult it’s a known fact
today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”
to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older
they were going to get fakes to buy fish
oh my god, my whole childhood in a post
most of my childhood.
Wait, do americans and english have a shared childhood?
when shots are fired but you have a good comeback